Here are 5 codes for free copies of FUCKNESS on Audible:
Here are instructions for how to redeem them:
1. Visit http://www.audible.com/at/redeem
2. Enter the download code into the "Redeem Your Promotional Code" field and click "Redeem".
3. If you’re not an Audible customer you’ll need to create a new Audible.com account. Don’t worry; you can use your Amazon account to do this.
4. Follow the instructions. You’ll have 1 credit applied to your account.
5. Go to my book’s listing: http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00CULQPYW&qid=1371008539&sr=1-1
6. Add it to your cart. When you check out you’ll see an option to apply the free credit.
Here's the cheap part: If you bought the Kindle version, you can download the Audible version for 1.99.