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Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Night the Moon Made a Sound

My digital chapbook, "The Night the Moon Made a Sound," is now available at Horror Mall for only 1.95:

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Walt Ferryman drinks because of the pain. Walt Ferryman drinks because of the squeaky things. Walt Ferryman drinks because the moon makes terrible sounds. On a night by the sea Janey will show Walt how to escape the moon and all of the other horrors eating him from the inside.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Bradley Sands is a Dick: The Anthology

Bradley Sands is a Dick is now available. You can download the free .pdf at the Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens website by clicking HERE...

And vote for your favorite story or which author you would like to see become Bradley Sands arch-nemesis by using the polling system to your right.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Bradley Sands is a Dick Cover and Contents




Here's the cover for the anthology, designed by Sam Pink.

Here's the Table of Contents:

Bradley Sands is a Dick: An Acrostic by Jess Gulbranson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Elizabeth O'Hara
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Jordan Krall
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Carlton Mellick III
Bradley Sands is a Dick by D. Harlan Wilson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Mykle Hansen
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kek-w
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Garrett Cook
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Nathaniel Tower
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Tony Rauch
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Michael James Gibbs
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kristin Fouquet
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Katy Wimhurst
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Cameron Pierce

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Baffler

If I were a pro wrestler, I would be called The Baffler. Not Andersen "The Baffler" Prunty. Just "The Baffler." I would enter the arena with a different theme song each time. I would enter the ring, doff my beef robe. I would do strange dances and, as a finishing move, I would throw poop into the crowd and then pin myself.