Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Grand Canyon Is My Enemy

Until my massive 6000 page travel epic is posted I would like to ask you this: Why are we spending trillions of dollars to fight terror in other countries when the most offensive terrorist is right here in our midst?

That's right. It's the "Grand" Canyon. Every year the "Grand" Canyon is responsible for over 3,000 civilian deaths. It's time to fill it in. We have a lot of trash and a really big hole in the ground. I can't think of a more clear cut case of symbiosis. Not only do people fall in, it reaches into people's homes at night and sucks them in like the massive vortex it is. Knowing the "Grand" Canyon exists, I cannot fear terrorism, the weird nuke wielding guy in North Korea, swine flu or anything else.

Fill it in. Please.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

11 States in 4 Days

I'll try and have a write up of our cross-country trek and the Stoker Weekend soon. In the meantime, here's a picture of me riding a jackalope.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Market Adjustment Shipping

Market Adjustment and Other Tales of Avarice begins shipping this week. If you missed your chance to order a copy during the pre-order period, the Horror Mall has a few copies left: CLICK HERE