Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Baffler

If I were a pro wrestler, I would be called The Baffler. Not Andersen "The Baffler" Prunty. Just "The Baffler." I would enter the arena with a different theme song each time. I would enter the ring, doff my beef robe. I would do strange dances and, as a finishing move, I would throw poop into the crowd and then pin myself.

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