Thursday, May 16, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
1. If you PayPal ten dollars per book (add 5 if you live outside the US) to andersenprunty at hotmail dot com and put which book you would like in the notes (or comments or whatever) section I will send you that book/those books toward the beginning of June (unless Sociopaths in Love is the only thing you're ordering). They will be signed. Please specify if you would like them personalized.
2. If you PayPal 150 (add ten if you live outside the US) dollars to andersenprunty at hotmail dot com, I will send you all 17 books I have in print and Sociopaths in Love when it comes out. I will send the 17 books to you in June and Sociopaths to you in October or before.
PLEASE NOTE: I WILL ONLY BE TAKING ORDERS UNTIL MAY 31ST.
Feel free to email me or message me on Facebook if you have any questions.
Here's a list of the available books in mindbending reverse chronological order:
Sociopaths in Love (tentatively available October 2013)
The Warm Glow of Happy Homes
Bury the Children in the Yard
Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever
Pray You Die Alone
The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians
Hi I'm a Social Disease
My Fake War
The Sorrow King
Morning is Dead
Jack and Mr. Grin
The Overwhelming Urge
As always, thanks for your continued support!
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Books Read 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
I'll be at Horrorfind next Friday and Saturday (August 31-Septermber 1). Kirk Cameron will not be there. I'm not on the reading schedule and and won't be signing at a table. I also won't be bringing any books to sell because I was too poor and lazy to order them. If you see me wandering around and want me to sign something (it doesn't have to be a book), feel free to ask. I probably won't have a pen or anything either. I will be taking part in a super secret reading on Saturday around 6. Thinking about reading from either Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever or Fifty Shades of Grey.
I wake up from a twelve day inhalant bender. My room has been redecorated, a giant poster of Kirk Cameron taped to the ceiling above the bed. I have to piss.
I pull the leaves of wilted lettuce off the toilet seat and discard them in the trashcan. I pull down my underwear, the sight astonishing me. My genitals have become a dry, lumpy mass, something only resembling a penis protruding from the mire. I reach down to seize it delicately between two fingers and it tumbles off into the toilet, a spray of urine shooting everywhere.
I decide I never should have rolled out of bed. Reaching under the sink, I grab a can of spray paint, anxious to huff my way back to sleep.